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10 delicious quotes that might make you laugh or cry, or both

10 delicious quotes that might make you laugh or cry, or both

On 30 June, Health Minister Anutin Charnvirakul explained the delay in vaccine procurement:

“I want to announce a missing person. We are ready to sign the Term Sheet with Johnson & Johnson vaccine, but we can’t contact Janssen Select Company. Is this our fault? We are speeding things up. In any case, I suspect the vaccine maker might be experiencing problems.”

Only 30 June, General Prawit Wongsuwan explained the government’s lockdown compensation strategy:

“We have helped everyone. What more do you want? Woh!”

General Prayut Chan-o-cha explained why a sandbox is a sandcastle during the 1 July visit to the island for the opening of the Phuket Sandbox and the “Hug Thais Hug Phuket” tourist campaign:

“I want Phuket to be a castle because we named it #PhuketSandbox. Simply put, we build it from the sand. Next, we must add bricks, rocks, and cement. Today, we must build a strong castle that will not crumble in the COVID or any situation.”

On his flight to Phuket:

“Today, I’m in a good mood. Sitting on the plane, I took photos throughout the trip. Clouds. Sky. Beautiful sea. When landed, there’s the gracious, welcoming party, bright and all smiling. I am happy.”

The unintentional irony when released a turtle into the sea:

“Go into the sea and open your eyes.”

Welcoming tourists at the terminal:

“Hello, welcome to Thailand.”

Reassuring all Thais:

“I will do my best. Until I don’t do it.”

On reporters:

“Don’t misinterpret my intention. I say something, and you interpret something else. I have so much to do, including COVID. I work on everything. The country cannot stand still. Don’t pull my legs and arms because then nothing will happen; everything will delay. That’s all I want to say. I’m in a good mood.”

When a reporter asked why the general and ministers were in Phuket when Thailand experienced the highest daily death rate:

“…..” [walked away]

Thaksin Shinawatra explained General Prayut’s mood swings in a 29 June Clubhouse episode:

“He should check his hormone. Men of an advanced age experience mood swings. When I went through it, I exercised, read a lot, and ate well. It’s natural.”

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