{"id":341,"date":"2021-07-02T06:08:58","date_gmt":"2021-07-02T06:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/?p=341"},"modified":"2022-05-14T06:09:08","modified_gmt":"2022-05-14T06:09:08","slug":"10-delicious-quotes-that-might-make-you-laugh-or-cry-or-both","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/2021\/07\/02\/10-delicious-quotes-that-might-make-you-laugh-or-cry-or-both\/","title":{"rendered":"10 delicious quotes that might make you laugh or cry, or both"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>On 30 June, Health Minister Anutin Charnvirakul explained the delay in vaccine procurement:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI want to announce a missing person. We are ready to sign the Term Sheet with Johnson &amp; Johnson vaccine, but we can\u2019t contact Janssen Select Company. Is this our fault? We are speeding things up. In any case, I suspect the vaccine maker might be experiencing problems.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Only 30 June, General Prawit Wongsuwan explained the government\u2019s lockdown compensation strategy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe have helped everyone. What more do you want? Woh!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>General Prayut Chan-o-cha explained why a sandbox is a sandcastle during the 1 July visit to the island for the opening of the Phuket Sandbox and the \u201cHug Thais Hug Phuket\u201d tourist campaign:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI want Phuket to be a castle because we named it <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/phuketsandbox?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\">#PhuketSandbox<\/a>. Simply put, we build it from the sand. Next, we must add bricks, rocks, and cement. Today, we must build a strong castle that will not crumble in the COVID or any situation.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On his flight to Phuket:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cToday, I\u2019m in a good mood. Sitting on the plane, I took photos throughout the trip. Clouds. Sky. Beautiful sea. When landed, there\u2019s the gracious, welcoming party, bright and all smiling. I am happy.\u201d<br><br>The unintentional irony when released a turtle into the sea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGo into the sea and open your eyes.\u201d<br><br>Welcoming tourists at the terminal:<br><br>\u201cHello, welcome to Thailand.\u201d<br><br>Reassuring all Thais:<br><br>\u201cI will do my best. Until I don\u2019t do it.\u201d<br><br>On reporters:<br><br>\u201cDon\u2019t misinterpret my intention. I say something, and you interpret something else. I have so much to do, including COVID. I work on everything. The country cannot stand still. Don\u2019t pull my legs and arms because then nothing will happen; everything will delay. That\u2019s all I want to say. I\u2019m in a good mood.\u201d<br><br>When a reporter asked why the general and ministers were in Phuket when Thailand experienced the highest daily death rate:<br><br>\u201c&#8230;..\u201d [walked away]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thaksin Shinawatra explained General Prayut\u2019s mood swings in a 29 June Clubhouse episode:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHe should check his hormone. Men of an advanced age experience mood swings. When I went through it, I exercised, read a lot, and ate well. It\u2019s natural.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On 30 June, Health Minister Anutin Charnvirakul explained the delay in vaccine procurement: \u201cI want to announce a missing person. We are ready to sign the Term Sheet with Johnson &amp; Johnson vaccine, but we can\u2019t contact Janssen Select Company. Is this our fault? We are speeding things up. In any case, I suspect the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":342,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12,118,14,13,119],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-thisurpt","tag-thailand","tag-thaksin-shinawatra","tag-thisrupt","tag-whatshappeninginthailand","tag-119"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":343,"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions\/343"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisrupt.co\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}